deliriia:

it’d also be pretty rad if a hot guy lived upstairs & maybe he was in a band & after a long night of practice he’d come out onto the fire escape for a cigarette while you’re out there looking up at the stars & reading a mystery novel & it goes on like this for a while, just sharing a few glances & head nods & then returning to your apartment but maybe one day he walks down the stairs & sits on one of steps & asks you what book you’re reading & it all kind of flourishes from there. 
smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
xekstrin:

thedovahcat:

ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE

ferrets are ridiculous